Here’s your chance to fulfill your lifelong dream of joining The Real Housewives of New Jersey!

Everyone’s favorite criminals Joe and Teresa Giudice’s beach house near the Jersey Shore is for sale and the starting bid is $100, according to TMZ!

joe and teresa giudice's house

The 1,350-square-foot home is due to hit the auction block today as part of the family’s on-going foreclosure proceedings. The Giudices owe around $348K to HSBC banks, and — should it sell — the profits from the sale of the house will be paid back against that debt.

But they (potentially) have a long way to go! The starting bid on the house — which the parents-of-four bought in 2005 for $347,000 — is allegedly the very, very reasonable price of just $100!

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Talk about getting bang for your buck! Not only will you get a five-bedroom, two-bedroom house by the beach, but you’ll also be cashing in on the home’s rich history!

Just this week, the home was the scene of an alleged argument between Joe, 43, and his oldest daughter, 14-year-old Gia, that got so heated, cops had to be called!!!

Did we mention that this house just barely survived Hurricane Sandy and a decade worth of the Giudices?

Trust us… You don’t want to let this one get away!