Jennifer Aniston knows a thing or two about pregnancy rumors.

She even joked recently about cutting back on her intense workout regiment, reportedly telling ‘Look’ magazine, “The only downside to that of course is that there’s that couple of extra pounds and 4,000 pregnancy rumors too, but other than that, it all feels great.”

Jen. Listen. We’re huge advocates of Treatin Yo’self. You deserve the break. We understand what a food-baby can do someone. That said, we have a really, really easy solution for you:

Fire. Your. Stylist. Stop employing someone who seemingly goes out of his/her way to dress you in unflattering ways.