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13 Courtney Stodden Pics That Prove She Does Nothing Like a Regular Human Being

If you've ever spent time stalking Courtney Stodden on Instagram you'll realize two things. One: It's awe-striking that a 16-year-old child bride could morph into Jessica Rabbit and Anna Nicole Smith's unearthly lovechild. Two: She is uniquely capable of making the most banal, everyday tasks look egregiously sexualized.

Maybe that sounds like shade, and point blank, there's a bit of side-eye that comes with that statement. Sometimes you need to take a double-take on her captions to figure out what the hell she's actually doing. All you're certain of is that it is aggressively sexy, likely doused in sparkles, and extra AF.

But what else should we expect? The truth is, Courtney is a living legend in six-inch heels, so everything she does is a bit more magical than the average human being. Remember the time she tried to microwave popcorn (in what looked like a backless bathing suit) and nearly set the house on fire? What an angel. An X-Rated Cher Horowitz for a new generation. She is everything.

If you've never experienced the world of Courtney for yourself, now is the time.

Check out our gallery to see all the day-to-day (and usually NSFW) tasks that Courtney does in her own unique way

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