Coco Reveals Her “Booty Got Bigger!” Check Out the Many Backsides of the Reality Star

The “Sorry Boys… Size Does Matter!”

That’s right, reality starlet Coco Austin has proven to be a grower and a shower!

The “Up Here, Boys!”

You know… because if you want to get someone’s attention, looking over your shoulder (thus flaunting your butt) and pointing is obviously the way to go!

The “Baby Got Back… Literally”

Alternatively, the “Throw-Butt Thursday” or “Flashback-side Friday.”

The “Thank God No One Is Looking At My Face!

She works out! Coco’s backside is au naturale—but don’t think you can get on her level without a little sweat!

The “Attention Grabber”

Or, as Ice-T knows it, the “Paws Off, Ladies!”

The “I Think I’ll Tryyyy Defyyyyyying Gravity…”

AND YOU CAN’T BRING ME DOOOWN!

Fun fact: This name is made even better if you imagine the reality TV beauty working out to show tunes.

The “I Woke Up Like This”

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again. Ice-T is a lucky, lucky man.

The “Spring Break Fuh-eva!”

And just like that, everything in the cinematic classic Spring Breakers makes sense! Thanks for nothing, James Franco and Selena Gomez.

The “MySpace Pic”

Theory: If ALL awkward mirror selfies looked like this, MySpace would still be thriving.

The “It’s All Real… And It’s All Mine!”

#Truth.