Do you like dollars? Do you like diamonds? Do you like stunting? Do you like shining? Then you might like dropping a good chunk of change to head out on a cruise with Cardi B. For about the same price as those Balenciagas, the ones that look like socks, you can book a night on a hip-hop cruise headed for the Bahamas (though, actually, you have to buy all four nights — so it costs more like four pairs of Balenciagas, the ones that look like socks). The Days of Summer Cruise announced over the weekend that tickets are officially on sale, which means that if you’ve got lots of money burning a hole in your pocket (or your savings account) and you want to go on a tropical vacay and see cool concerts, we know just how you can spend it.
Kicking off on June 28, 2019 and with performances by Cardi and Post Malone, while DJ Khaled hosts, it’s almost certainly going to be wild. But not like Fyre Festival wild — we’re talking the good time where you go to actual concerts and sleep in a real cabin and there’s a 24-hour pizzeria onboard a Carnival ship (and one that already exists, FYI, so there’s no last-minute construction happening as you show up). And just in case you’re still worried that you’re going to get stuck with a sad cheese sandwich, you should know that it was called the SummerFest Cruise before, and it’s been going on for a while. Also, that lineup pretty much speaks for itself, don’t you think?
So if you’re trying to spoil yourself (unlike Cardi’s daughter, Kulture) and you’re looking to sign some million dollar deals (just the kind where you give people money instead of getting it), it sounds kind of perfect. There’s no doubt that it’s going to be lit when you’ve got the “Bodak Yellow” singer on board, after all. Pretty much everyone loves her — even Nicki Minaj fans at one of her concerts in France despite the rappers’ nasty feud. Just ~be careful~ not to empty out your whole bank account, ok?