Is It Just Us, or Are People on ’90 Day Fiancé’ Just the Literal Worst?

Nicole (Season 4)

If you look up the phrase "American stereotype" in a dictionary, you'll get Nicole. She's lazy, spoiled, uncultured, unadventurous, and yet she naively thinks her Moroccan fiancé will seamlessly blend into her lifestyle and not the other way around. Basically, we look just like Azan every time she's on our screens.

Last season, watching her stomp through the streets of Morocco complaining about the heat, the food, the lack of PDA from Azan (even though he explained to her that it was a Muslim country) quickly made her the most-hated amongst viewers. And then, during season 5, when she pouted to her parents about wanting them to sponsor Azan to get his visa to America, fans thought she looked like a spoiled brat. For someone in her 20s, she acts like someone who's still mentally 14 — which must be the recipe for great TV considering she's been on the show twice.

The tipping point of awfulness: When she pouted in the streets of Morocco because Azan wouldn't hug her. "Hug me!" she demanded. "When I go to hug you, don't tell me, 'No.'" Yikes —
grow the hell up, Nicole.

Mohamed (Season 2, Happily Ever After)

So far, Mohamed is the only foreign spouse on the show so terrible, it prompted fans to create a petition to get his butt deported. He's so terrible, we're overwhelmed by how much awfulness we'll have to summarize for you — but we'll keep it simple. Mohamed, from Tunisia, clearly doesn't love his now ex-wife Danielle. For one, he is several years younger than her, and also, he doesn't even bother hiding his repulsion for her.

On the show, he hid behind his religion as being the reason he couldn't be sexually active with Danielle. He even refused to kiss her on their wedding day. After getting his green card, he pretty much took off and started dating other women while Danielle and her adult daughters chased him around the country. Although the couple finally got divorced, Mohamed managed to weasel himself out of getting deported — at least for now.

The tipping point of awfulness: When he revealed the real reason he didn't want to be intimate with Danielle was because she smelled (ahem) down there. To further humiliate her, he then loudly declared that no one wanted to have sex with her while yelling at her to stop crying.

Paul (Before the 90 Days)

Right out the gate, Paul was a strange individual. Although he said he was madly in love with his girlfriend Karine, who lived in Brazil, he had zero interest in learning Portuguese — like, not even a few phrases — and then treated her country like it was an apocalyptic war zone by bringing three trunks full of survivor gear and attempting to swim in a river in a ridiculous condom suit (fearing he'd catch a flesh-eating bacteria on his penis). Okay.

You could tell something wasn't quite right with Paul, from the way he obsessed over germs to the way he forced Karine to be tested for STDs and take a pregnancy test. To make matters worse, in the end it turned out he was the one who couldn't be trusted. After he confessed to having a criminal past to Karine, he then tried to make himself look like a victim by running into the woods and screaming how he "wasn't worthy" for anyone to love him. Dude. This type of crazy should not be on television.

The tipping point of awfulness: When he proposed to Karine by writing "Will you marry me?" in the sand — in English. Uh, did we tell you that Karine doesn't speak English? She had to awkwardly translate her proposal using her phone. How romantic.

Mark (Season 3)

When a significantly older man decides to wed a 19-year-old Filipina wife, is it really all that surprising when they turn out to be kind of a douche? Mark, who has three adult children the same age as his teen wife, Nikki, would often treat her like she was one of his children. Even creepier was that he was always comparing her to his first wife, who was also a Filipina, as if he upgraded his older model for a newer one. He was also super controlling, forced his wife to sign a pre-nup, and told her that he didn't want to give her children. It was always about what Mark wanted and never about what Nikki wanted.

The tipping point of awfulness: During the reunion show, when Mark was asked what he thought about all the negative comments he was getting on the Internet, this was his response: "You know, when you look at most of the people who are responding [on social media], they have five things in common. Basically, they're overweight, they're women, they're alone, they're jealous, and I don't know what the fifth is." Lovely.

Anfisa (Season 4, Happily Ever After)

Unlike other foreign spouses on 90 Day Fiancé, Anfisa didn't try to pretend like she wasn't after a green card from a rich American husband. From the getgo, she was pretty candid about her intentions, which initially made her a bit of a fan-favorite. However, as the series went on, it was getting pretty hard to ignore her crazy antics and violent behavior. Let's see, where should we start? She keyed the word "idiot" into her husband, Jorge's, car, hacked his email, kicked him out of his own apartment… should we go on? Anfisa gets what Anfisa wants, and that's just how it is.

The tipping point of awfulness: When she slapped the crap out of Jorge. We draw the line at physical violence.

Jorge (Season 4, Happily Ever After)

And speaking of Anfisa, her husband is equally terrible. His awfulness is a bit more low-key, which is why it goes unnoticed, but trust us, they're equally the worst. First of all, he lied to Anfisa to get her to America by exaggerating his wealth. He even picked her up from the airport in a luxury car that was rented to continue the facade. The reality was that he was actually in debt and had a non-violent criminal past. When Anfisa found out, he was pretty much unsympathetic with the fact that he had been lying to her for months. Sure he acts like he's a victim, but Jorge is spineless, and worst of all, shallow.

The tipping point of awfulness: When he said he went to Russia to find a bride because American women are "too feminist." Well Jorge, you got your Russian bride. She can also kick your butt, so we hope it was worth it.

Evelyn (Season 5)

Sweet Evelyn is a singer-songwriter who loves her family and sings in their Christian band. Sure, she's only 18 years old, and yeah, she's a little naive, but she's not evil — or so we thought. Evelyn's true colors emerged during a conversation with her best friend, who had perfectly acceptable criticisms about Evelyn's 10-year age gap with her fiancé, David. "Have you ever been in love?" Evelyn smugly asks her pal. In fact, Evelyn always has the same self-righteous permanent grin plastered across her face. Honestly, her smugness rivals the Duggars.

But she doesn't become "the worst" until she talks wedding plans with David. David tells her that his friends don't want to spend $100 on tuxedos since they already have to pay $1,000 to fly to the wedding from Spain. But because the world revolves around Evelyn, she rudely tells him that if they can't get the tuxedos, they can't be at the wedding. David tells her that in Spain weddings are more laid-back and that she should be more accepting of his culture. She responds, "One little fun fact is that we're getting married in America." Wow — isn't egoism a sin?

The tipping point of awfulness: When talking about "the American dream," David tells her that he already had that in Spain. Evelyn's response? "There's no such thing as a European dream." Sweetheart, if you're this America-centric, maybe don't marry a foreigner?

Larry (Before the 90 Days)

You know someone's the worst when just the mere sight of them makes you want to throw things at the TV — which is how we feel every time we see Larry and his arsenal of dumb hats. At first, Larry seemed like the typical guy that appears on these shows — awkward, bad at relationships, desperate. But when Larry flew to the Phillippines to meet his girlfriend, Jenny, he acted like, to be frank, a dumb American.

It all started when Jenny's family prepared dinner for him, roasted pork, which in the Phillippines is very expensive to prepare. Larry, looking completely disgusted, wanted nothing to do with the food, didn't even pretend to like it, and was just flat-out rude. It'd be one thing if he was being forced to eat roasted scorpions or something exotic, but it was pork. Also, did we forget to mention that Larry works as a manager at McDonald's? This guy handles questionable meat on a daily basis! Larry, like Nicole, is uncultured and unadventurous. Funny, he doesn't mind sleeping with Filippino women, but he wants nothing to do with their culture.

The tipping point of awfulness: When Jenny cried and told him how his behavior was considered very rude by her family, he exclaimed to the cameras, "It was just food!" Some people are just too stupid…

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