Dear Jessica Simpson, we love you, we really do. We loved you as Daisy Duke in Dukes of Hazard when you wore those impossibly small denim shorts. We loved you in your mom jeans at a concert in 2009, and we loved you when you gained 60 pounds during pregnancy.
Yes, we applaud your efforts to shed the post-baby pounds (even though you kinda had to, what with the Weight Watchers endorsement an' all) and not succumbing to scary skinny chic. But please, Jess, for the love of God, put it away!
You're hot, we get it. You've lost weight, we get it. But to show off these things, you have no need to have your breasts on display 24/7, or post pictures of you in swimwear every other day, showing off those (scarily muscular) pins of yours.
Jess, you look beautiful in your commercial for your Signature Fragrance, or at least we think you look beautiful, but we couldn't take our eyes off the huge amount of cleavage you had on display, which were spilling out of a flesh-colored dress. Might as well have gone one step further and posed nude.
At only 33-years-old you have a beautiful family, a booming retail empire a (relatively successful) previous acting and singing career and a whole lot more going for you. You're our girl! Please don't ruin it with this trashy behavior.
Love always, Your Biggest Fans