Jax Taylor decided he wanted his Vanderpump Rules costars to roast him this year for his birthday — and they certainly did not disappoint!
While many moments made for awkward reactions from his current girlfriend, Brittany Cartwright, and her mother, Cherri, his longtime pal Tom Sandoval admits that some of the best dialogues didn't make it to the small screen.
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The SUR bartender, who is currently dating Ariana Madix, exclusively shared some of his ~extra~ material with In Touch.
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"We all kind of agree that Brittany’s mom had no business being at that roast, but that was Jax’s idea," he explained. "Everyone killed it, but I can say hands down that out of everyone’s roast, mine was definitely the most brutal."
“I know you have had a lot of surgeries, Jax, but I have to tell you that the only way you’ll have the body of a 21-year-old again is to get her super drunk and bombard her with lies while banging her between a sheet wall in my apartment," Tom said, referencing the time when Jax lived behind a sheet in his living room.
His next one got a little more personal and took jabs at Brittany and Kristen Doute's alleged hookup.
“Speaking of coming on, I want to thank you for letting me know it’s not ok to fall asleep with friends over when dating Kristen. Please your girl — well, if you would have pleased yours she wouldn’t have had to run to Kristen for some female action!" he quipped.
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This also references the time Jax hooked up with Kristen while he was trying to win back his ex-girlfriend Stassi Schroeder. At the time, Kristen was at the end of her relationship with Tom — so this led to one of the craziest brawls in reality TV history.
Scroll through the gallery to see how much the Vanderpump Rules cast has changed over the years!
Stassi was the queen bee when the show first began, though has semi-chilled out since rekindling her friendship with Katie Maloney. She put her SURver days behind her and currently hosts a podcast called Straight Up With Stassi.
The blonde beauty was also romantically involved with her costar Jax Taylor at the start of the series.