So Kate Upton was named sexiest woman alive by People Magazine. In other news, People clearly doesn’t know Rihanna or Margot Robbie or countless other beautiful, sexy women in Hollywood exist.
Of course, there’s no denying that Kate is beautiful. She is. And we really wish there was another title we could give her to recognize that she’s stunning and has what many consider to be a great rack.
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Oh wait — there is. It’s “model.” And listen, we get it — a model is an obvious choice because, by definition, they are very attractive people. We’re just saying they could’ve tried a little harder.
Like maybe flipping through the pages of the ‘Sports Illustrated’ swimsuit edition — instead of settling on the cover girl…
What about Gwen Stefani? She recently gave birth to her third child and still looks sexier than most people. Or Jennifer Lopez? At 45, she has rock-hard abs most young people can only dream of having. Or even Karlie Kloss… A lingerie model, yes, but still less predictable than Kate Upton.
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We’re simply suggesting these women because they took home other awards at the first-ever People Magazine Awards last night — so at the very least, the decision committee is aware they exist.
Then again, this wouldn’t be the first time ‘People’ has dropped the ball. We’re still waiting for the day Ryan Gosling is named Sexiest Man Alive.