Listen, we think it’s awesome that Jenny McCarthy is madly in love with her new husband, Donnie Wahlberg, and it’s amazing she has such wonderful things to say about him. That said, we could live without her going on TV to gush about their, um, bedroom activities.
While on Watch What Happens Live, a viewer called in and asked the beautiful blonde how sex “changed” since exchanging vows. And she didn’t hold back!
“Without a doubt, it gets better every single time I make love to him,” she gushed. “First of all, he has the most beautiful penis I’ve ever seen in my life. But you know what it is, he knows how to [use it]!”
When fellow guest Tom Bergeron asked what made it the “the most beautiful penis,” she went into more detail.
“Sometimes they’re deformed-looking and sometimes they’re a different color that you’re not used to. Some are, like, purple. Some are pink,” she said.
“The size is perfect. I can’t get too descriptive. But, you know what I mean! It fits my vagina perfectly and hits the spots right. But the thing about it is… he makes love to a woman.”
Umm, we guess you could say he’s got the right stuff?