Ladies, please form an orderly line…
Teen Mom 2’s Adam Lind is reportedly single! And we know what you're thinking, “What if I don’t want to be added to the MTV bad boy’s lineup of baby mamas?”
That’s the even better news — he allegedly underwent a vasectomy!
A pal of the North Dakota native tells ‘Radar Online,’ “Adam knows he doesn’t want any more kids, so he decided to go for it. He already has more chaos than he can handle.”
Adam and his girls. (Photo Credit: MTV)
Adam has two kids, five-year-old Aubree, with his ex Chelsea Houska, and 18-month-old Paislee, with his ex, Taylor Halbur. His two baby mamas are allegedly teaming up to fight for full custody of their daughters.
In case you’re wondering why they want full custody, the 23-year-old's arrest record makes Lindsay Lohan’s look respectable and NBD by comparison.
Some of his past offenses include three DUIs, a revoked license and more than 50 other guilty charges. Most recently, he was arrested after he failed to appear in court regarding child support issues with Taylor, 25.
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Should you want to pursue the construction worker now that he and his most recent fling, a woman named Danielle, have reportedly called it quits, we should warn you he’s probably not the guy you want to bring home to mom and dad…
One ex accused him of using steroids and domestic abuse, while another sought out a restraining order (which was ultimately dropped) after he allegedly threatened her family.
Well, with no special lady to date or knock up, maybe this will be a fresh start for Adam and he can finally pull himself together to be a good dad to Aubree and Paislee.
Adam’s daughter Aubree. (Photo Credit: Instagram)
Or, you know, maybe he can finally make that sex tape with Farrah Abraham he’s reportedly been dreaming of making!
The world is truly your oyster, Adam!