Looks like Tan Mom has swapped the tanning booth for the recording booth! Patricia Krentcil is back — though whether she’s better than ever is still up for debate...
The 46-year-old mom debuted her third single, appropriately titled, “Rock My Freaking Body,” yesterday, March 16.
Tan Mom in May 2012 (left) vs. January 2015 (left). Photos courtesy of Splash/Twitter.
And well, we’re pretty confident the mom-of-five is a lyrical genius (you better watch your back, Kanye…)!
She name drops another “celebrity,” Farrah Abraham, with the line, “If you want to know just what I’m bringing, I’m not the teen mom, backdoor just ain’t my thing.”
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She also shouts out to Katy Perry and Jenny McCarthy, and includes the brilliant line, “Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, retweet..."
But it's the music video that's TRULY special. So special that we're at a loss for words...
Head on over to Fishwrapper to hear the song and watch the cringeworthy clip.