After she dumped her fidelity-challenged boyfriend via voicemail in April, it should come as no surprise that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi doesn’t tolerate tall-tales from men. The pint-sized powerhouse told In Touch about the time she hit a date where it hurts after trapping him in a web of lies. “He told me he was going off to war, but he wasn’t going off to war, and I found out," the Jersey Shore star told In Touch at the Grown Ups premiere in New York on June 23. “So obviously, he was looking for one thing, and one thing only. But then I slammed the door on him" — and it caught him in a particularly sensitive area! "You know in Grease, how Sandy slammed the guy? Yeah, that’s what I did!" she laughed. Despite her breakups with bad boys, the MTV star is still “snookin’” for love. “I want a guy who knows how to have fun and be dorky like me. Nobody shy. But they have to have the muscles, and go GTL or I’m not interested!” she added. Season two of Jersey Shore returns to MTV on July 29.