Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi isn’t pregnant, but is planning on getting married as soon as her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle, gets his act together. “I’m not thinking it may happen, I know,” Snooki tells In Touch. “I’m just waiting for him to ask. I’m 24, I’ve had all the fun I’m ever going to have in my life. I found the right guy, and I’m just waiting for him.” Hey Jionni, if you know what’s good for you, go ring shopping, stat!