After Orlando Bloom threw the punch seen round the world at Justin Bieber, everyone’s attention quickly turned to two very important people—the women at the root of the altercation, Selena Gomez and Miranda Kerr.
And how did those ladies respond to all the attention? By getting naked.
Celebrities Are Officially Taking Sides in #BieberVsBloom
Selena was spotted wearing very, very short shorts while running errands in Los Angeles. And we’re talking entire-butt-exposed short.
While Miranda revealed shots from her upcoming campaign for 7 For All Mankind Jeans—most of which involved wearing no shirt.
So who won this round of #TeamBieber vs. #TeamBloom? Let’s consider the factors.
Watch Orlando Bloom’s Attack on Justin Bieber!
Selena gets points for, well, actually wearing clothes. Although wearing shorts that short kind of defeats the purpose.
But Miranda’s shots were tastefully done—as part of an ad campaign. Because she’s kind of a professional at this…
We declare Miranda the victor—which is yet another point for #TeamBloom!
Stay tuned for what bizarre antics will inevitably come next (because where Justin Bieber goes, madness seems to follow).