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Please stop the music!
Rihanna appeared on Alan Carr’s Chatty Man on Sept. 27 and admitted that she has left her partying lifestyle behind in favor of staying in because she has “become a square.”
“I hate partying,” the 25-year-old singer said. “I don’t know if it’s my heels—I don’t like standing up in my heels for hours. I don’t know if it’s that, but I’ve been so bored of it.”
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Seems ironic coming from the woman who sings the songs heard in those clubs!
Rihanna also added that she hasn’t had sex recently, and was self-deprecating in the way she addressed her drastic lifestyle change.
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“I am such a bootlet rock star,” she said. “I do nothing, literally. I’m embarrassed to say that actually. That’s so disgusting. That’s f**king pathetic.”
It’s easy forget that this is the same RiRi who was live tweeting while she was at a sex show in Thailand only days ago!
Hmm, maybe you should be looking somewhere else for love; a hopeless place, maybe?