If you’re a Real Housewives fan, or know someone who is, you’re in for a treat. These gifts feature all the catchphrases, the inside jokes and the memes the franchises are known for. Give them as gifts to other fans, or treat yourself.

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1. “I’m Passionate About Dogs…Just Not Crazy About B—hes” Mug | $14.95

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Ahh, Lisa Vanderpump. Such a way with words.

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2. “Gone With the Wind Fabulous” Phone Case | $3.26

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Remember to twirl away while using it.

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3. “You’re Such a F—ing Liar, Camille!” Tote Bag | $20

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This gift is extra hilarious if you know a real-life Camille.

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4. “Bloop!” T-Shirt | $29.50

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A T-shirt Nene Leakes would be proud of.

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5. “Who Gon Check Me, Boo?” T-Shirt | $32.00

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No one’s going to check you when you’re wearing this shirt.

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6. Custom “Real Housewife” Wine Glass | $19.99

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Feel fancy while telling people you’re from the Real Housewives of Paris, Texas.

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7. “Be Cool; Don’t Be All Like Uncool” Mug | $15

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Even if you don’t recognize this iconic quote form Luann de Lesseps, you have to admit, it’s still good advice.

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8. “Fix It Jesus” Throw Pillow | $20.00

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Just one of RHOA‘s Phaedra Parks endless well of hilarious one-liners

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9. “My Faith Is Strong…and My A– Isn’t Bad Either” Mug | $14.95

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Tamra’s tagline is something we can all stand behind…or sit on.

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10. “I’m a Rich B—h!” Phone Case | $25.00

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You can use your “Trump checks” to pay for it, too.

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11. Real Housewives Travel Mug | $24

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If you can pick out each housewife’s illustrated caricature on this mug, then your fandom level is set on “expert.”

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12. Real Housewives Alphabet Tote Bag | $20

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This hilarious tote gives an illustrated A through Z breakdown of all the Real Housewives franchises.

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13. “That’s My Opinion!” Sticker | $2.40

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Don’t forget to scream in your best Tamra Judge voice while presenting this gift.

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14. “No Shade, Honey | $20.00

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A sassy pillow fit for such a sassy franchise.

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15. “You’re a S–t Pig!” Sticker | $2.44

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It’s simply not RHOBH without vulgar insults being thrown around. Perfect gift for the “s–t pig” in your life.

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