A Kardashian got naked today.
In other news, the sky is blue, grass is green and Ryan Gosling STILL hasn’t returned our phone calls…
Just a few short weeks after Kim attempted to “Break the Internet” with her totally nude ‘Paper’ magazine spread, pregnant Kourtney Kardashian decided to strip down for ‘DuJour’ magazine.
In fact, she saw her sister’s risqué picture and raised her one baby bump! Because why start the little ones in the family business when they’re “young,” when you can start them while they are still in freakin’ utero?!
Really, what’s more beautiful than a mother who’s with child? Maybe we’re old-fashioned, but we think creating a new human with your body is way more impressive than, say, balancing a champagne glass on your unnaturally huge booty that has been lathered up with baby oil — but then again, maybe we’re just crazy…
Photos courtesy of DuJour Magazine.
Well, it’s no secret that Kendall has fully stripped down before… though when you’re paid for it, apparently, it qualifies as “work.” Kylie — despite what her sartorial choices and romantic partners may suggest — is underage.
And before you get any crazy ideas, don’t even think about it Kris Jenner. Just no.
So you know what that means… Khloé — you’re up! Oh wait… that’s right! Khloé already did it.
Photo courtesy of PETA.
Way back in 2008… It’s just that no one cares to remember. That’s okay, Khlo. We found a song that we think may speak to you.
By someone who really, really understands what you’re going through; a man who can commiserate with you as a forgotten pioneer; a rapper who sympathizes with his naked body being ignored thanks to Kim’s bare body.
An unsung hero of sorts…