The following post is NSFW. Please read at your own discretion.
Wearing a flowy dress with a high-slit and no underwear to walk your dog is totally sensible if 1. You are Phoebe Price. 2. You are desperate for attention. Or 3. Both (that is, you are Phoebe Price and you happen to be desperate for attention).
Let’s just say this is a prime example of No. 3.
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The 42-year-old “actress” (who is better known for these definitely-not-on-purpose, not-at-all-planned wardrobe malfunctions) was basically naked as she took her dog for a walk in LA earlier this week.
Don’t worry — if you were nervous that perhaps the camera missed some of the action, Phoebe made sure the papz got her from every angle… Check it out!
What do you mean she’s doing it wrong?
No way. We’re not buying it.
Because that makes sense, right?
We’re talking Beyoncé-on-stage-wind-blowing-her-hair levels.