It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for: Paris Hilton has made her return to singing.
Apparently she’s made several attempts at being a singer since dropping her iconic jam, ‘Stars Are Blind,’ in 2006, but after seeing her new music video for her recently released single ‘High Off My Love’ — we know it’s really going to happen this time. We just feel it.
We’re pretty sure the 34-year-old’s raw talent is enough to cement her place in history as a music legend and lyrical genius, but just in case we’re wrong, we should mention the video also features heavy auto-tune, several dominatrix-inspired outfits (see below) and a verse by Birdman — the washed-up rapper, not the Michael Keaton character… We know, we were disappointed, too.
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Don’t even get us started on the lyrics… “Can you hear me?/I’m on a Venus trip/You from Mars, baby?”
If nothing else, you have to celebrate Paris for embodying the American Dream: If a socialite/heiress/reality star/DJ can ~make it~ in showbiz with a video that racked up nearly 5,000 views in roughly 12 hours, anything can happen!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously... Follow your dreams.