Every once in a while, something happens and we’re reminded that Paris Hilton is maybe slightly above average when it comes to basic human intelligence and not such a bad person after all…
One of these strange occasions apparently occurred on Wednesday night, after she hit the party circuit at the club Marquee in NYC on Wednesday night.
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According to the report, the heiress had quite the night out—racking up a $230,000 bill at the club after ordering giant bottles of Ace of Spades champagne at $100,000 a pop (see what we did there?) in addition to 11 bottles of Patrón, Cristal and Grey Goose. Each.
And after enjoying her cup(s) of Ace, cup(s) of Goose and cup(s) of Cris, she left a $47,000 tip! For those keeping score at home, that’s just above 20-percent—or, to put it on terms that Paris could understand—the cost of 3.6 Pomeranian puppies. (Editor’s Note: Please don’t buy six-tenths of a puppy.)
Of course, you win some, you lose some.
So, naturally, after Paris’s bout of a generosity and momentary genius, she decided to do something really stupid. She Instagrammed a throwback Thursday of herself, age 5, dressed as a “Playboy bunny.”
After considerable (and also understandable) backlash, she clarified that she was only making a joke and, obviously, was not paying homage to the infamous centerfolds of soft-core pornography.
But now that we’ve seen this smarter, more mature side of Paris (as demonstrated at Marquee nightclub of all places) we have a new theory… Maybe she was dressed as a Playboy bunny—because she was a really intellectual toddler who read it for the articles?
Page Six first reported of Paris’s nightclub generosity.