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Megan Fox Talks
Lindsay Lohan, Big
Foot & Speaking in
Tongues to 'Esquire'

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Oh, the odd musings of Megan Fox!

The This is 40 actress recently opened up to Esquire Magazine, where she dished on everything from Lindsay Lohan to believing in Big Foot.

Check out five …er…captivating quotes from the star’s latest interview:

On removing her Marilyn Monroe tattoo: "I started reading about her and realized that her life was incredibly difficult. It's like when you visualize something for your future. I didn't want to visualize something so negative."

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On comparing Lindsay Lohan to Marilyn Monroe: "[Marilyn] wasn't powerful at the time. She was sort of like Lindsay. She was an actress who wasn't reliable, who almost wasn't insurable...She had all the potential in the world, and it was squandered. I'm not interested in following those footsteps."

On believing in Big Foot: "Would you not be so much more interested in finding out that Big Foot existed than in watching a really good movie? I believe in aliens...Loch Ness monster—there's something to it...There's the Bell Witch. What distracts me from my reality is Big Foot. They are my celebrities."

On being a spiritual person: "I have seen magical, crazy things happen. I've seen people be healed. Even now, in the church I go to, during Praise and Worship, I could feel that I was maybe getting ready to speak in tongues, and I'd have to shut it off because I don't know what that church would do if I started screaming out in tongues in the back."

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On being sober: "I can't stand pills. I don't like drinking. I don't like feeling out of control," she explains. "I have to feel like I'm in control of my body. And I know what you're thinking, Then why would I want to go to church and speak in tongues? You have to understand, there I feel safe. I was raised to believe that you're safe in God's hands. But I don't feel safe with myself."