It's a dick on a runway! It's a dick on a runway girrrrrrrl.
No. Unfortunately we're not kidding.
Thanks to designer Rick Owens, male models stormed Paris fashion week for his show this morning — with their penises out and about. That's right; male genitalia all up in your face. This is exactly why the front row is overrated (though we would have killed to see Anna Wintour in attendance and her reaction).
It doesn't even matter what these guys are wearing because you will not be able to take your eyes away from their itty bitty junks. It's like Farrah Abraham's ever changing face — you can't look away.
Don't say we didn't warn you. Enjoy your nightmares tonight. (We really miss Kendall Jenner's nipples right about now.)
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