Here at In Touch Weekly, we’re big fans of the sideboob. Looking for a way to show off your lovely lady lumps while still covering up? Have some sideboob! Want to take a sexy picture, but still want to legally post it on Instagram? Sideboob!
That said, sideboob is not for everyone. Case in point, Lindsay Lohan.
The starlet was spotted on the beach in Ibiza, Spain, wearing a bizarre, high-necked bathing suit that simultaneously gave her smushed sports-bra chest (commonly known as the “uniboob”) and exposed a whole lotta sideboob.
The bathing suit doesn’t leave anything to the imagination—yet our heads are racing with so many questions that are left unanswered.
Why is she wearing it? Who thought this was a good idea? How can something with so much material still be so revealing? Where is her butt? Just… W. T. F?
Wait… we have an answer to the butt questions. Enjoy:
Anyway, if you’re wondering what it would look like if she kept the girls inside her bathing suit, you’re in for a treat!
The following image has been brought to you by gravity, the rocky beaches of Ibiza and Lindsay Lohan’s tendency to fall… a lot: