Larry Birkhead on his
almost 1-year-old


At the Hollywood premiere for the new movie The Bourne Ultimatum, one guy was there with ulterior motives. The father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter joked to Entertainment Tonight that “If Matt Damon drops out of the next movie, maybe I’ll be available. I’ve been punched and kicked and slapped by my daughter, so I’m in defense mode.” But that’s not the only thing Dannielynn is doing to her proud papa. “She actually spit up on the jacket I was going to wear, so I had to take it off and do a quick change.”