Kris Jenner, this has to be some kind of joke that is just blatantly above our heads...
Like, you didn’t seriously parade around Disneyland in a Minnie Mouse onesie? You didn’t actually think that was an appropriate way to celebrate your 59th birthday, did you?
We appreciate a good ol’ mid-life crisis as much as anyone, but couldn’t you have, like, bought a sports car? Or dated someone half your age? Maybe gotten a little Botox — just for funsies?!
But nooooo! You had to wear a Minnie Mouse onesie… Also, do we even need to address that there is nothing “mini” about this massive charade of attention-seeking behavior?
Kris, go home. Take a deep breath. Uncork a bottle of wine. “Cook” one of your “recipes” from your “cookbook.” Get a manicure with Bruce or one of your FIVE daughters. Relax.
And please, PLEASE cut the crap.