Just in case you haven’t, you know, turned on the TV, gone on the Internet or bought a magazine in the past 8 to 10 years, you can now catch up on ~all things Kim Kardashian~ by purchasing her totally necessary, definitely not excessive biography, KIM, by Sean Smith.
Seriously though, can you think of anything more essential than a tell-all on the pregnant 35-year-old?!
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While we have yet to get our hands on the book, unfortunately — Cosmopolitan is giving fans a sneak peek into some of the fun things you can expect to read about in the page-turner.
For example, did you know that Reggie Bush took Kim to Chipotle for their first date? Or that she had a rhinestone-encrusted fridge? Or that North West’s mom loooooves The Golden Girls?
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What about the fact that at the Health Nut café — where Kim’s famous family gets those salads and juices they are always eating on Keeping Up With the Kardashians — there is allegedly a button on the register that just says “Kardashian” because their salad has become a ~staple~?
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While we’d love to go on, we’re currently RUNNING to the store to get our hands on this life-changing book!!!!!