So, it turns out all that time Kim Kardashian spent organizing Paris Hilton’s closet paid off — as she and husband Kanye West spent all night last night overhauling her wardrobe.
In the early hours of this morning, Jan. 5, she tweeted, “Up all night redoing my whole wardrobe with Kanye….. I’m so ready for new looks for the New Year! New 2015 vision.”
Up all night redoing my whole wardrobe with Kanye..... I'm so ready for new looks for the New Year! New 2015 vision— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) January 5, 2015
Up all night redoing my whole wardrobe with Kanye..... I'm so ready for new looks for the New Year! New 2015 vision
By “new vision” we can only assume she means “Kanye’s new vision for her.”
We’re not saying he’s a control freak when it comes to fashion, but we are saying we’ve seen the episode of ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ in which ‘Ye made her dump basically her entire wardrobe in favor of items he and his stylist preferred.
Sure, we’re not creative geniuses like Yeezus — but we have a few predictions about this style overhaul: 1. All black everything; 2. More matching ensembles; 3. Lots of muted tones; 4. No pink — only blush; and 5. Absolutely no prints (but maybe some “textures”).
Hopefully Kanye pulls a Kim — and is inspired by his wife’s email to her mother, in which she told Kris Jenner the Addams Family/“omish” (that’s Amish, if you’re not Kim Kardashian) look was overdone.
Only instead, Kanye will strip Kim of her solid-colored crop tops and high-waisted skirts.
Seriously… Kanye’s control freakiness may finally pay off. We know it seems unlikely, but, then again, we never thought being Paris Hilton’s bitch would work out for Kim — yet, here we are!