We would like to formally submit a conspiracy theory—sorry, konspircy theory—to whatever tinfoil-hat-wearing committee is in charge of these things.
Kanye West is allegedly urging his wife Kim Kardashian to leave her show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians so he can start his own show… One Upping With the Kardashian-Wests.
And we have all the evidence we need—thanks to this runway photo from the Lanvin show at Paris Fashion Week.
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North’s Mom did what she does best—showed off her girls in the most obvious way possible. Because, like, why should everyone be looking or talking about little sis Kendall Jenner’s barely-there look at the Balmain show? Because she’s actually on the runway? Puh-lease.
No. This is Kim and Kanye’s world. The rest of us are just living in it.
Anyway, Kim decided to show some impressive kleavage. So how did Kanye respond? BY SHOWING EVEN MORE CLEAVAGE (or "meavage, if you will").
Why is this happening? Who told him this was okay? Why is he wearing jeans that he so obviously borrowed from Kim? How do Kim’s Boobs feel about having the attention stolen from them?
Are moobs (a portmanteau of man and boobs, because duh) showing for Spring/Summer 2015? How do Riccardo Tisci and Anna Wintour feel about this ~~fashion risk~~?!
Are we using “fashion risk” as a euphemism for “huge f-ck up”? Actually we can answer that one… and yes
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C’mon ‘Ye. You’re supposed to be some kind of fashion guru. You’re a freakin’ (self-proclaimed) creative genius! Showing off your chest for some easy attention is easily the oldest trick in the book.
YOU KNOW BETTER.