Justin Bieber is a 20-year-old millionaire with an amazing singing voice who dates one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. He travels the world in private planes, has properties throughout Canada and the United States, and, as every police officer from Miami to Los Angeles knows, he has a whole lot of expensive, fast cars.
In short, Justin is living the life every American man dreams of living.
This is why it is so great to see that Justin is growing a mustache again, because, try as he might, the one thing the Canadian crooner cannot do is grow a convincing mustache.
And while everyone else in the world was aware of this, it didn't seem that Justin felt the same way, until Friday when he snapped a pic of his sad little 'stache and wrote on his Instagram, "I'll shave it calm down."
Meet the new, improved, self-aware Justin ladies and gentlemen.
He wrote the message after a barrage of fans attacked the look on his Instagram, and while we really do have to side with the negative fans on this one, there is one fan of those withering whiskers -- Justin's lady friend Selena Gomez.
If only she had her old Witches of Waverly Place wand to get this thing to grow.