John Mayer is done talking about his past relationships, and more importantly Jessica Simpson. When GQ Online recently asked the singer about long-distance romances, he replied, “That’s a relationship question. I have to watch out for myself.” But one thing he did fess up to is pulling a fast one on E! reporter, Ryan Seacrest. John remembers last year’s Grammy Awards when the American Idol host first asked about the blonde beauty. “When Ryan says, ‘You know I have to ask you’ – which is one of the dumbest prefaces of all time – I think, ‘Maybe I’ll just answer you in Japanese. And then you’ll have to figure it out.’” Eventually people did, and the translated quote was “She’s a lovely woman and I’m glad to be with her.” Here’s hoping John isn’t trilingual!