In what appears to be the most dubious career move ever, Joaquin Phoenix, who recently announced his retirement from acting to pursue his music career, made his debut as a rapper at Lavo in Las Vegas on Friday. Heavily bearded (and just plain heavier), a sloppily dressed Joaquin took to the stage and showed off his less-than-impressive MC skills. After his performance, Joaquin fell as he tried to exit the stage. Ouch! Maybe Joaquin should have gotten K-Fed’s advice before trying to make it as a rapper?