Talks About Pooping
Oh Jennifer Lawrence. You rock—please don’t ever change!
The star of The Hunger Games stopped by The Late Show With David Letterman and opened up about her health scare that caused her to cancel a bunch of morning show appearances; and in typical J-Law fashion, the 23 year old was extremely candid!
“I thought I had an ulcer, and it turns out it was faux-lcer,” she joked to the talk show host.
Playing doctor, Dave asked the Academy Award winner what her symptoms included.
“I went to the emergency room, I had this really bad pain for three weeks,” she revealed. “And you can only sh*t your pants so many times a day before you like have to go to the emergency room, and you’re like ‘I have to go to the hospital.’”
The funnyman teased that it was “like talking to Helen Hayes!”
Jen revealed that on Nov. 19, she got an endoscopy—and while she was put under, she had some very vivid dreams!
“I dreamed there was a nuclear bomb that went off,” Jen revealed. “And then the first lucid conversation I remember having was about the Kardashians… and then I put my hand on the anesthesiologist’s chest and said, ‘Will you promise me something? Will you me you’ll watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, please?’”
LOL! Watch the entire hilarious clip below: