Jennifer aniston pregnant rumors

Jennifer Aniston Does
Not Have a Bun in the
Oven. Only a Really
Bad Stylist — Here’s
the Proof!

While the world celebrates the nuptials of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, everyone seems to have forgotten that Jennifer Aniston went on the record yesterday about how being a wife and a mother—y’know… like Angie…—doesn’t define her.

She even went so far as to declare, “I am not pregnant!” on Extra, and then she went out… WEARING THIS. THIS!

Jen Aniston

We’ve come up with a really handy two-step solution for Jen to avoid pregnancy rumors:

Step 1. Keep saying you’re not pregnant. Scream it from the rooftops. Step 2. Before you put something on, ask one of your gal pals—or your professional freakin’ stylist—“Hey, does this make me look pregnant?!” Your real friends will tell you the truth.

Optional Step 3. Try not to do it within 24 hours of your ex-husband announcing his second marriage (which is the result of a highly publicized affair he had during your marriage). You have a better chance of the message sticking that way…

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In fact, her fashion has been the root of so many rumors—we’re starting to get suspicious it’s not an accident… Rather, a very strategic plan.

Check out all the other unflattering outfits she’s worn—and let us know what you think!