To whom it may concern: We have a very serious inquiry for the Ghostbusters (the ones in São Paulo, Brazil)… When you say “Something weird and it don’t look good,” does that cover haute couture fashion designers with seemingly bad plastic surgery?
Because we just caught a glimpse of Donatella Versace in São Paulo, and it looks as if her face is melting off, and we’re scared and need an adult and/or a Ghostbuster ASAP.
Remember The Simpler Days When Donatella Versace Looked Like Val Kilmer? We Do.
We understand now why it’s called “plastic” surgery — because you should probably avoid extreme heat and high temperatures or else you’ll just MELT AWAY AND BECOME THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF A CRAYON LEFT IN THE SUN.
While we’re getting all technical and into ~science~ and what not, we’d like to inform you Mr. Ghostbusters, sirs, that we haven’t entirely ruled out the very likely possibility she has been indoctrinated by the spirit of Vigo the Carpathian… After all, it has happened before. (Seriously, the resemblance is uncanny — and frightening.)
Anyway, thanks again. We look forward to hearing back so you can get to ghost-bustin’ ASAP. On behalf of every possible Ghostbuster within the proximity of São Paulo, thank you so much for looking into this very, very strange fashion designer in their neighborhood.
Your pals, In Touch Weekly