Pop quiz: What do you do if you’re Maitland Ward, it’s Christmas time and all your Boy Meets World costars reunited without you?
Answer: You get naked and cover yourself in tinsel and Christmas lights, obvi.
Definitely NSFC — not safe for Christmas. Photo courtesy of Splash.
To be fair, it isn’t entirely the 37-year-old’s fault. While most of us are equipped with a flight-or-fight response, she’s equipped with a “get-naked-and-abandon-all-clothes” response. It’s instinctual for her.
Attending a red carpet? Wear a floor-length dress that still shows off your entire butt. Want to promote your upcoming movie, ‘Descent Into The Malestrom’? Better take your pants off! Raining in LA? Definitely time to bust out (no pun intended) your winter gear — aka a hat, scarf, underwear and nothing else!
Maitland at Creativ PR Fashion Week Collections Presentation, promoting her film — ‘Descent Into the Malestrom’ — and enjoying a raining day in LA. Photos courtesy of Splash.
Maybe this will be how we tell future generations the story of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' — but instead of her heart, her underwear is “two sizes too small.” We bet Taylor Momsen — nipple tape, eyeliner and all — would be willing to reprise her role for this adaptation?
Perhaps she thought she was giving the world a gift by decorating her body as if it were a Christmas tree. And if she did, we’d appreciate a gift receipt next time — just sayin’…
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On that note, if you or someone you know is close enough to Maitland that gifts are to be exchanged this holiday season — please, consider giving her the gift of clothing.
Ideally, without a gift receipt. Bah humbug…