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Goodbye Bitch: Jesse
Pinkman’s 5 Best
Bitches on ‘Breaking
Bad’

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Last night, Breaking Bad came to end last night, meaning that fans everywhere have to say goodbye to their favorite characters, including Aaron Paul’s Jesse Pinkman; which, for the most part, leaves us feeling like this:

Over the course of the series, we’ve seen Jesse go from being an underachieving goofball to an impressive chemist and deeply flawed and dark man. One thing that never changed, though, was Jesse’s unimpressive vocabulary and love of the word “bitch,” bitch.

Aaron has pretty much owned the phrase, admitting that random strangers have asked him to call them a bitch; on Conan, he also revealed that most of the lines were scripted but he did improvise some of the lines.

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To celebrate five (but really six) seasons of Breaking Bad and Jesse, we rounded up our five favorite bitches—plus a bonus!

WARNING: There are minor spoilers from earlier seasons, do not read on if you are not up to date. What's your favorite "bitch!" from Jesse?

1. Roll Me Further, Bitch (Season 3, Episode 8)

During an Ask Me Anything thread on reddit, a fan asked Aaron what his favorite “bitch” was during the show and he replied, “Roll me further, bitch!”

This bitch comes after Jesse is beat up (once again) and is discharged from the hospital; the hospital worker tells him he’s too close to the hospital to be smoking, but Jesse isn’t taking any of that.

2. Yeah bitch! Magnets! (Season 5, Episode 1)

As the chemist, Bryan Cranston’s Walter White is usually the brains of the operation; what makes this scene so refreshing is that the magnets is actually the result of Jesse’s idea.

3. Jesse's Voicemail (Season 1, Episode 2)

Jesse’s first season voicemail needs no explanation—just listening to it explains all its glory.

4. This Is My Own Private Domicile, And I Will Not Be Harassed, Bitch! (Season 3, Episode 6)

This line comes after Jesse takes advice from a junkyard worker to protect himself from the DEA. He repeats the line given to him, but customizes it when he realizes he’s successful.

5A. Gatorade Me, Bitch (Season 3, Episode 10)

During an interview on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, Aaron recounted a fan interaction when he was walking down the street with a Gatorade, and the fan repeated this line back to him. Aaron ultimately threw the fan the Gatorade, only to realize he really wanted that Gatorade.

This scenes Jesse fantasizing about what he thinks it should be like when cooking in the big leagues—water boys, of course!

5B. You Know It’s Good Because It’s Blue, Bitch (SNL Season 39, Episode 1)

Just like Breaking Bad offered an extended fifth, but really a sixth, season—here’s a bonus sixth “bitch.”

Aaron appeared on the season premiere of Saturday Night Live over the weekend, where he reprised his role of Jesse in not only the cold opening and Weekend Update, but also a fake commercial for an e-cigarette like product to smoke meth electronically.

 

by Carly Sitzer/@carlysitzer

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