George Clooney pokes
fun at himself


For a heartthrob movie star, George Clooney really doesn't take himself seriously - just don't call him short! In the April issue of Esquire, George talks about Fabio and their alleged feud last fall, when the model said he could beat up the A-lister. "Yeah, that's probably true," admits George. "He's a big guy. There is a moment when you are actually in the argument and you're thinking, 'If I do get beaten down by Fabio, that will be far worse than the pain. I wouldn't shake that.'" And then there's the Donald who called him "a very short guy... a tiny guy." The just-under six-foot George responds, "I've met Donald Trump once, and I was sitting at a table. He came over, shook my hand, and walked away. I guess I looked about three- foot-five sitting at that table."