These bathing suits are made for swimming, but we have a feeling some of these will never see the light of day…
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Because nothing says classy more than “XXX” marks the spot
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Want your love handles tanned? Then this suit should solve the problem
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Your parents said you could be anything you want to be. So why not be a human tic-tac-toe board?
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How else are you going to tell the world you want the modesty of a one piece, but also really love Fifty Shades of Grey ?!
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A bathing suit that will stay with you forever… because not enough sunscreen, and you’ll be imprinted with this design.
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Well of course! Because who is going to see your arms and chest? No need to tan those, your torso will do
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Get a sunburn in this suit and your body will say “Ooooh, crap” — so your friends don’t have to!
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FINALLY, a bathing suit that takes care of the issue of the dreaded pale underboob!
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We are pretty sure this is a dress but whatever floats your boat
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If you look closely enough, these tan lines could almost resemble a heart, which is the only form of acceptable tan line, right?