Is that a banana in Cristiano Ronaldo's pocket or is he just happy to see us?
The 29-year-old soccer player unknowingly made jaws drop all over the world when he unveiled a statue of himself in his hometown of Funchal, Portugal.
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"I feel so proud to be honored with a statue in Madeira," he wrote on Twitter. "It's a huge joy to share this moment with my family and the people from Madeira. Thank you all for the warm reception."
Not that it wasn't beautiful and impressive, but people had difficulty focusing on anything other than the mid-section of the statue. You know, that enormous bulge. It has everyone (including us) wondering ... is this statue accurate to real life? Enquiring minds want to know!
"You have a boner over your head," one followed wrote on Twitter.
"Nice bulge" added another.
Hands down the hottest statue we've ever seen.