When Courtney Stodden’s mom, Krista Keller, isn't marrying her children off to middle-aged men, she's adopting them, apparently!
Being that the 55-year-old mom is on poor terms with her daughter, 20, she’s found a way to fill the “hole in [her] heart” left by their estrangement — she’s looking into legally adopting a 42-year-old talk show host named John Kerwin (pictured below)!
Happiness challenge Day 22: Not often, but every once a while, spending a day at the beach. pic.twitter.com/8kufDAcHvv— The John Kerwin Show (@johnkerwinlive) May 14, 2015
Happiness challenge Day 22: Not often, but every once a while, spending a day at the beach. pic.twitter.com/8kufDAcHvv
“John’s mother passed away four years ago. I feel like he’s my son, he feels like I’m his mother,” the former momager mumager tells Us Weekly.
“I can’t say ‘momager’ anymore because of Kris Jenner, so we’re going to be using ‘mumager.’ He’s going to be my son!”
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She says John is an only child, who has felt “so alone” since losing his mother.
Krista insists her intentions are good and her love is real. She explains, “I totally love this person, and he loves me as his mother. I’m going to have the son I’ve never had before. I’m so excited.”
Now all we need is an underage child bride to marry John for the cycle to continue!