Imagine you’re Brody Jenner and you’ve just walked in on your stepsister Kim Kardashian taking sexy selfies intended for her husband Kanye West. Your stepmother Kris Jenner then accuses you of having a crush on your stepsister since you were a little boy.
Do you, a) Throw your brother—in this case Brandon Jenner—under the bus and reveal he once kissed Kim; b) Make things equally as uncomfortable by posing naked in her bed with only a large, green banana covering your privates or c) all of the above.
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Of course, the real answer that any sane person would choose is d) ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THE ABOVE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER. But that didn’t stop the former Hills star from picking C. Sigh.
That’s right. He not only thought it was a good idea to let the entire world know (via last night’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians) that Brandon and Kim once kissed, but he also thought waiting in her bed naked while vacationing in Thailand was acceptable behavior between the step-siblings.
It’s worth mentioning that Kris wasn’t entirely off base when accusing Brody of crushing on North’s mom.
On last week’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians, he confessed that he was “turned on” by seeing Kim naked.
We should get this family off TV and into therapy STAT.