In typical Trump fashion, The Donald is already hyping up his upcoming Celebrity Apprentice show by telling the New York Post that Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and even Lindsay Lohan might be interested in being on the show. "We're negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?" he said. "She's a [bleep]ing mess. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she'd be great." As for Paris, Donald says the heiress "wants to be on, and we're thinking about it, but I don't know if we're going to do it." He's also planning on calling Lindsay this week. "Another [bleep]ing mess. We haven't asked her yet, but I'm going to call her this week," he adds. "It would be a positive thing for her to do... for all of them." Well, whatever you say, Donald.