UPDATED June 21 at 4:15 p.m. RT
If you think Brandi Glanville is about to apologize for calling her 7-year-old son, Jake, a bunch of bad names on her podcast, think again!
After she called him an "a--hole" and a "d--k", among other things, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star has defended her actions on Twitter.
"I joke about my kids &dogs being a--holes sometimes cuz honestly they can be but I love them more then life!!people that know me know that!" the 41-year-old tweeted on Saturday, June 22.
I joke about my kids &dogs being assholes sometimes cuz honestly the can be but I love them more then life!!people that know me know that!— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) June 21, 2014
I joke about my kids &dogs being assholes sometimes cuz honestly the can be but I love them more then life!!people that know me know that!
My little patient and his not so sympathetic little brother pic.twitter.com/gaW44FRIGa— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) May 25, 2014
My little patient and his not so sympathetic little brother pic.twitter.com/gaW44FRIGa
“My mom said to me, ‘I hope you have a kid just like you,’” the 41-year-old dished.
“And then she met Jake and she was like, ‘Total payback!’ She’s like, ‘Payback is a b-tch… good luck with him!’ She said I put her through hell and now it’s my turn to go through hell.”
All the tough love for Jake didn’t stop Brandi from raving about Mason, her other son with ex-husband Eddie Cibrian.
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“I have an 11-year-old who’s awesome,” she gushed. “He’s really sweet and he doesn’t lie and he has a conscious and he kisses me when I ask.”
Though Jake—Lacy, not Cibrian—reminded Brandi those behaviors could change by the time he’s a teenager, Brandi insisted that won’t be the case for Mason.
“[Mason]’s going to be my baby forever,” she proudly declared. “Jake… I’m already booking rehab for Jake! Like down the road.”
Im a proud mamma today! (And a cry baby) pic.twitter.com/8RDw3s5UO2— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) June 10, 2014
Im a proud mamma today! (And a cry baby) pic.twitter.com/8RDw3s5UO2
According to the Real Housewife, there have also been problems with girls—as she revealed her not-so-innocent first grader has multiple, older ex-girlfriends.
“He has ex-girlfriends in fifth grade and he’s in first—so we have problems,” she laughed.
“He’s got five ex-girlfriends. He’s basically gone to second base with a lot of chicks already. That’s Jake, the little one, that’s a problem.”
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When it comes to women, the biggest problem of all comes to disrespecting the most important woman of all… his mother!
Brandi described another problem with her younger child. He’s made a habit of singing Ariana Grande’s new hit, “Problem,” to his mom—specifically, repeating the line, “I’ve got one less problem without you.”
But the always-outspoken reality star has crafted a response for her child:
“I’m like, ‘Go f-ck yourself!’”
Listen to the whole podcast below – *WARNING: Language is NSFW!*