Into the pantheon of lame excuses comes Bai Ling's reason for her shoplifting arrest — a bad breakup. According to E! News the actress, who was scheduled to fly from LA to New Mexico to begin shooting a film (but instead pilfered $16 worth of magazines and batteries), was having an "emotionally crazy" day. She was dealing with the "huge problem of breaking up [before] Valentine's Day... wrong boyfriend." Her close friend, Damon Elliott, confirms to E!, "She was kind of in a mentally unstable state of mind yesterday. She had some relationship issues going on." Let's just hope post-breakup shoplifting sprees don't become a trend.