The funniest woman in America — or in this case, the galaxy — can do NO wrong!
Amy Schumer is featured in the August issue of GQ magazine — and takes Star Wars fans' fantasies to a whole new level with her reimagined versions of the franchise's most memorable scenes.
Channeling her inner (and much racier!) Princess Leia, the 34-year-old is seen in bed with both R2-D2 and C-3PO (girl is busy!). The Trainwreck star and writer is seen fondling R2-D2's knob, while C-3PO is straight chillin', ready to light up Amy's cigarette with a blow torch. Naturally, the outspoken starlet is naked — and the only thing keeping her from exposing her breasts are her strategically placed unwrapped side buns.
RELATED: Amy Schumer Makes Out with Tina Fey at Peabody Awards
But if you think that's something to talk about, then wait until you see the cover. The hilarious gal rocks Leia's hi-bun/pony hybrid and that famous bikini from Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. Mark Seliger, who photographed Amy for the issue, captured her seducing C-3PO by sucking on the robot's finger. (We'll never look at Star Wars the same, y'all.)
(Photo Credit: Mark Seliger for GQ)
Sadly, the mag didn't share any bits from what we can only assume will be one of the funniest interviews ever.
You'll have to wait it out until Monday, which shouldn't be too hard, considering you can get your Amy fix when her new flick, Trainwreck, hits theaters this Friday.