Today, Alana Thompson—A.K.A. Honey Boo Boo—turns nine years old!
We had trouble picking out a present for her—what do you get the girl who has everything? She has crowns and a pet pig and an extreme coupon pantry that has reached concerning levels of hoarding…
So we decided to do something a little different.
We’re showing our appreciation for all the gifts that little Go Go Juice-powered, salad-hating beauty queen has given us over the years—by listing the nine greatest life lessons she’s taught us (for her ninth birthday, of course!).