Jennifer Lopez, Sofia Vergara and More: See Our List of Top 10 Sexiest Woman In the World (Now With 100 Percent Less Michelle Keegan)

Michelle Keegan has been named 2015’s sexiest woman in the world by FHM magazine.

In related news, the good people over at ‘FHM’ magazine must’ve forgotten that people of color and/or woman older than 40 exist.

Caroline Flack — because this apparently warrants No. 5…

Don’t get us wrong — we’re happy for Michelle, who is best known for her role in the BBC series ‘Ordinary Lies’ and the British soap opera ‘Coronation Street.’

After all, this is the stuff that great Lifetime movies are made of: The story of 27-year-old Michelle Keegan, who — despite being attractive but nothing too special and just barely famous — rises to the top to be named the sexiest woman in the world. You can’t make up that kind of drama!

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Rounding out the top five are Kendall Jenner, Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton and Caroline Flack. Yeah, we have no idea who she is either.

You may notice that quite a few celebs who are undeniably hot and routinely make these lists are missing from this group… So in an effort to put our money where our mouths are, we made our own list of the top ten sexiest women in the world — see who we picked!

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1. Jennifer Lopez

Not one, not two, not three but FOUR members of the Kardashian/Jenner clan appear on the ‘FHM’ top 100 (sorry about that, Kylie). Let us remind you all that if JLo didn’t blaze the trail for butts everywhere, no one would care about Kim Kardashian, much less any of her sisters… Yet, she managed to come in at No. 95 — way after allllll the Kardashians!

3. Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima is another one of our picks that made our top ten, yet didn’t appear anywhere on ‘FHM’s’ list of 100… Which doesn’t make any sense because she’s a professional lingerie model. Being sexy is her ACTUAL career! She gets paid for it… It’s probably on her LinkedIn for cryin’ out loud!

7. Chrissy Teigen

Oh wait, this one makes sense. We bet the folks over at ‘Sports Illustrated’ were like, “You know what would be HILARIOUS? If we put someone totally NOT sexy on the cover of the swimsuit issue!”

They must’ve called Gary Busey, realized he wouldn’t look good with his ass hanging out, and were all, “Oh well, better settle for Chrissy. Good thing she’s not sexy AT ALL.”

8. Katy Perry

Katy Perry came in at No. 25, but let’s be real: She’s a good singer — but if she wasn’t also sexy, and if her first single wasn’t also about doing ~sexy~ things with another presumably sexy girl, she probably never would’ve “made it” and we’d be like, “Who the eff is Katy Perry?” and the whole thing would be moot, really…