Nine months after Ramona Singer filed for divorce, her estranged husband, Mario, is looking for love — on the Internet!

The Real Housewives of New York star’s Match.com profile has been revealed. On the site, he compares himself to James Bond and totally slams his reality star ex!

“Looking for someone who enjoys an active life,” the profile for “mario007s” reads. “Loves sports and hanging out. Staying fit is important. Having great chemistry and a sense of humor. Enjoy the simple things in life and not be pretentious and in need of impressing other people.”

OUCH.

mario singer profile

His ideal woman is a Christian social drinker who is between 5-foot-6 and 5-foot-9 and makes between $50,000 to $75,000 a year. Interestingly, he lists his age preference as between 35 and 45-years-old — which covers neither 57-year-old Ramona nor his 33-year-old mistress, Kasey Dexter.

As for the icing on the cringe-worthy cake, Mario lists his age as 55 — even though he’s actually 61!

So ladies, are any of you a tall, Christian woman interested in “dinner with a great bottle of wine” (aka his idea of a great date)?

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