The 2017 Oscars are the most important awards show of the year, and while some stars might be bummed if they lose, they should cheer up because we created some additional categories just for them. From "Highest Slit" to "Best Photobomb", the celebrities that won these funny categories should be just as proud — sort of.
Click through the gallery to see funny Oscar categories we awarded these celebs.
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Seriously, why was she there? Did we miss something?